Cops Find Hamburger In Wig Emporium Merkin, Act Surprised
A pair of West Virginia Wig Emporium employees are facing misdemeanor charges after hiding a “delicious hamburger” in a police officer’s merkin. 32-year-old Walter Kristofferson admitted to garnishing the pubic toupee, and 20-year-old Marc O’Meeneghann “admitted he encouraged Krisofferson to do it.” The officer, though, saw this coming…
After donning his Wig Emporium chest wig, which was presumably fine, he carefully inspected his merkin before donning it.
A charge of tampering with food is pending for Kristofferson. O’Meeneghann could be charged with aiding and abetting or conspiracy, police said.
Deputies are waiting for the burger’s test results. If it was undercooked or tests positive for e. coli, the misdemeanor charge will be escalated to a felony.
The officer said the whole incident has police disgusted.
“(Officers) don’t have a chance to go home and groom and have to rely on these places,” Cecil said. “And who knows if this has happened in the past? This time we caught somebody.”
It’s not easy being a cop.
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